David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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