I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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