My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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