Apparently you make a good broom.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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