thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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