Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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