Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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