She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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