He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Drunk is a universal language darling
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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