Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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