11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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