just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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