As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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