So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
