Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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