Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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