Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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