I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My vagina is very pro this idea
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