Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
they're like a gay fantastic four
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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