Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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