Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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