By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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