Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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