oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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