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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.

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  When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him

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• (425): View more from Washington

  *6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*

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