Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...