thanks...oh and i got my period
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?