btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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