toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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