I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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