I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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