This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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