I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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