Already got asked if we're dating
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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