It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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