jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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