I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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