Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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