Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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