He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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