look no pants
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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