On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We left the knife in your bed.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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