The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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