Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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