the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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