Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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