So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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