So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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