I love black thongs
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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