Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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