We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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