sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is wine microwaveable?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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