I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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