are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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