idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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