i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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