He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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